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Reblogged from dragonageconfessions
goddessofcheese:

b-mommy:

Yeah, dude. Humans are terrible dancers.

BWAHAHAHA, Jack, was it you and I who discussed how delightfully angry we played our elves? I think it was.

My City Elf was so delicious militant. She hated Humans, she didn’t like Orzammarian Dwarves because to her, they’re like little shem, look how they restrict and treat the least among them! When she met Zathrian she was so ready to kill ALL the Werewolves and killed them anyone once she learned the truth.
“So what will you do then?”
“Kill the damn Werewolves. If we can live forever by cursing Shems, then let us regain our immortality.”
“Um… o…kay.”
And my Mahariel was similar.
I LET AMARANTHINE BURN. BURRRRRN!

goddessofcheese:

b-mommy:

Yeah, dude. Humans are terrible dancers.

BWAHAHAHA, Jack, was it you and I who discussed how delightfully angry we played our elves? I think it was.

My City Elf was so delicious militant. She hated Humans, she didn’t like Orzammarian Dwarves because to her, they’re like little shem, look how they restrict and treat the least among them! When she met Zathrian she was so ready to kill ALL the Werewolves and killed them anyone once she learned the truth.

“So what will you do then?”

“Kill the damn Werewolves. If we can live forever by cursing Shems, then let us regain our immortality.”

“Um… o…kay.”

And my Mahariel was similar.

I LET AMARANTHINE BURN. BURRRRRN!

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    I’m just reblogging for the screenshot don’t mind me
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    rebloging for the screenshot
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    This made me laugh. The combination of the “just the right moment” cap of the screenshot and the wording of the...
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    Yes. Even though this scene is from the Dalish origin…
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  10. enjolllras reblogged this from dragonageconfessions and added:
    xD fuck shemlen love it
  11. hamburgerjack reblogged this from goddessofcheese and added:
    My City Elf was so delicious militant. She hated Humans, she didn’t like Orzammarian Dwarves because to her, they’re...
  12. goddessofcheese reblogged this from b-mommy and added:
    BWAHAHAHA, Jack, was it you and I who discussed how delightfully angry we played our elves? I think it was.
  13. thatisfuckingkawaii reblogged this from dragonageconfessions and added:
    I’m reblogging this because of this screenshot, loool. WTF R U DOIN? Also, FUCK DA SHEMLEN.
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  16. b-mommy reblogged this from dragonageconfessions and added:
    Yeah, dude. Humans are terrible dancers.
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