No Orders at the Window: Unsolicited Life Stories

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Yeah, dude. Humans are terrible dancers.
BWAHAHAHA, Jack, was it you and I who discussed how delightfully angry we played our elves? I think it was.
My City Elf was so delicious militant. She hated Humans, she didn’t like Orzammarian Dwarves because to her, they’re like little shem, look how they restrict and treat the least among them! When she met Zathrian she was so ready to kill ALL the Werewolves and killed them anyone once she learned the truth.
“So what will you do then?”
“Kill the damn Werewolves. If we can live forever by cursing Shems, then let us regain our immortality.”
“Um… o…kay.”
And my Mahariel was similar.
I LET AMARANTHINE BURN. BURRRRRN!
I’m just reblogging for the screenshot don’t mind me
rebloging for the screenshot
This made me laugh. The combination of the “just the right moment” cap of the screenshot and the wording of the...
Yes. Even though this scene is from the Dalish origin…
xD fuck shemlen love it
My City Elf was so delicious militant. She hated Humans, she didn’t like Orzammarian Dwarves because to her, they’re...
BWAHAHAHA, Jack, was it you and I who discussed how delightfully angry we played our elves? I think it was.
I’m reblogging this because of this screenshot, loool. WTF R U DOIN? Also, FUCK DA SHEMLEN.
Yeah, dude. Humans are terrible dancers.