No Orders at the Window: Unsolicited Life Stories

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Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I’d gotten Panthro’s sister

Of course, she’d still be Panthro… or Mum’Ra the Ever LIVING!!!!!

But still, I wonder.

I was actually questioned at the vet why I wanted a boy cat.

I had idea what to say to this lady

He and his sister were in a crate near the front door

And one of them had just pooped to greet me

LITTLE DID I KNOW

THIS WOULD BE PANTHRO’S SIGNATURE WELCOME HOME/WAKE UP

FOR MANY YEARS TO COME

Panthro: I want you to wake up and feed me, so I will now take a shit and scratch my poop igloo walls, causing you to leap from bed in rage and chase me!

Panthro: WELCOME BACK! I’ve been waiting all day to take a shit, I will do so now! Make sure the food’s out before I get done!

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