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My favorite AAVE phrase/ function

sourcedumal:

hardhatpartycat:

saneoldsameold:

is the classic ‘DAMN self’ phrase omg

Like

‘I bought this house by my DAMN self, I don’t owe you anything!’

‘I figured it out my DAMN self!’

‘You better buy that shit your DAMN self! I’m not buying that!’

I always imagine the hen in that story about a hen baking bread alone and having other people want to come eat it as being a racial allegory

Wherein the hen is black and says, ‘I BAKED THIS BREAD BY MY DAAAN SELF.’

“I can do bad all by my damn self”

I’m partial to “-ass” as a suffix for everything.

“Get yo blackass in this house”

“That’s some serious-ass shit”

A rare one I had to describe to a class that I enjoy is “siddity” as in “high siddity”.

A lot of the words my grandma and her folks used have died out.

OOOH I say siddity ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!

God I love AAVE

(Source: writingrhythmandretail)

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  1. condemnantquodnonintelligunt reblogged this from writingrhythmandretail and added:
    Oh my gooooood. I’m so glad I wasn’t the only little black child that interpreted the story that way lol
  2. mistressmary reblogged this from writingrhythmandretail and added:
    ^ i love this i think i honestly say that when i tell the story of the little red hen, she did do all that shit her damn...
  3. pussyharvest reblogged this from kadalkavithaigal and added:
    I do the “-ass” suffix so DAMN much, I swear tah God.
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  8. niggawitamacbook reblogged this from afrafemme and added:
    due to the white folk taking and misusing the word “bougie”, i’ve now switched exclusively to “saddity”
  9. afrafemme reblogged this from sourcedumal
  10. ceeainthereforthat reblogged this from hamburgerjack and added:
    siddity is new to me and I like -assisms a little too well some days
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  14. deatheatingbloodmagic reblogged this from deatheatingbloodmagic and added:
    My favorites are triflin and bougie. I’ve always wanted to call someone a triflin ass nigga, but the opportunity hasn’t...
  15. couscousking reblogged this from theuppitynegras and added:
    Yup, ‘da fuq i look like?’ is one of my fav’s too. Along with that is ‘shawty’, that word is everything.
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  17. theuppitynegras reblogged this from casanova-frankensteins-monster and added:
    you got me fuck up/the fuck I look like. the latter is fairly new but still vital to my vocabulary.
  18. omolara-oolong reblogged this from sourcedumal and added:
    And even when it’s spelled differently, or we don’t all use it regularly, we mostly still get it. We were discussing...
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